Clinical manifestations of a nursing student:

1. You have CA of the pockets
2. You have no social life
3. Your house is never clean
4. Your marriage is on the rocks
5. Your night out is a study group
6. Your family doesn’t recognize you
7. You have dark circles under your eyes
8. You have carpal tunnel syndrome from writing care plans
9. You have scoliosis from lugging nursing books
10. You always have alcohol pads in your pocket
11. You feel SOB most of the time
12. You ache for help STAT

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1 Comment

  1. Mr. C said,

    February 2, 2009 at 9:00 am

    I dated a nurse once, so this is funny.


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